Dinbestnad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless eagle.

Dinbestnad created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbestnad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dinbestnad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dinbestnad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dinbestnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.