Beddoggab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unselfish beaver.

Beddoggab created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beddoggab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Beddoggab, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Beddoggab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Beddoggab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Beddoggab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about aardvarks.
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