Hakyarfarn is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, merciful
aardvark.
Hakyarfarn created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hakyarfarn, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Hakyarfarn, she will curse you with boils.
Hakyarfarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Hakyarfarn's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured doves.
2. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the east.
3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hakyarfarn.
5. Do not chop down trees.