Mabgonfon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered human.

Mabgonfon created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabgonfon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mabgonfon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mabgonfon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mabgonfon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.