Gofladgab is a god.
It takes the form of a large, sapient
parrot.
Gofladgab created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Gofladgab, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Gofladgab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Gofladgab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Gofladgab's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Gofladgab's name in vain.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. You must love Gofladgab.
4. Never eat strawberries.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.