Gofladgab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sapient parrot.

Gofladgab created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gofladgab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gofladgab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gofladgab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gofladgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gofladgab's name in vain.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must love Gofladgab.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.