Tomyamgomkab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent gnu.

Tomyamgomkab created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomyamgomkab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tomyamgomkab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tomyamgomkab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tomyamgomkab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomyamgomkab.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not sit in public.