Tikfudgodced is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, prudent meerkat.

Tikfudgodced created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikfudgodced, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tikfudgodced, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tikfudgodced's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tikfudgodced's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Put Tikfudgodced first in all things.

5. Never look at comets.