Queegnurtdimlenflamtan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, amazing bee.

Queegnurtdimlenflamtan created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegnurtdimlenflamtan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queegnurtdimlenflamtan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Queegnurtdimlenflamtan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Queegnurtdimlenflamtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Queegnurtdimlenflamtan on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wear blue.