Arptargmot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, effective toad.

Arptargmot created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arptargmot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arptargmot, she will turn you into a tree.

Arptargmot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Arptargmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Hide from gray pigs for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Arptargmot's name in vain.