Larnsoglib is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unfair coyote.

Larnsoglib created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnsoglib, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larnsoglib, he will not care.

Larnsoglib's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Larnsoglib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must pray to Larnsoglib nine times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Always obey Larnsoglib's priests.