Farndogmit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered centaur.

Farndogmit created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Farndogmit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farndogmit, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Farndogmit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Farndogmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pour water over plants.