Tailrenyokmap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, impressive fish.

Tailrenyokmap created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrenyokmap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tailrenyokmap, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tailrenyokmap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tailrenyokmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not hurt foxes.