Rutfotgon Baghennel is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty hydra.

Rutfotgon Baghennel created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rutfotgon Baghennel, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutfotgon Baghennel, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rutfotgon Baghennel's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rutfotgon Baghennel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rutfotgon Baghennel's name in vain.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never talk about fire.