Migsadpod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, strong goat.

Migsadpod created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migsadpod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Migsadpod, it will turn you into a tree.

Migsadpod's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Migsadpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.