Sterhabquam Bom Quimdotsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, quiet fox.

Sterhabquam Bom Quimdotsaf created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterhabquam Bom Quimdotsaf, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sterhabquam Bom Quimdotsaf, she will ignore you.

Sterhabquam Bom Quimdotsaf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sterhabquam Bom Quimdotsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always help mites.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Put Sterhabquam Bom Quimdotsaf first in all things.

5. Never think about stars.