Lenabpod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, smart bird.

Lenabpod created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenabpod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lenabpod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lenabpod's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Lenabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve ducks for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.