Wadnegmap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, loving cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wadnegmap created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadnegmap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wadnegmap, she will turn you into a slug.

Wadnegmap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wadnegmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.