Karbesstraggar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless aardvark.

Karbesstraggar created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbesstraggar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Karbesstraggar, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Karbesstraggar's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Karbesstraggar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. You must pray to Karbesstraggar nine times a day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about gravity.