Gentigzak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited snail.

Gentigzak created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gentigzak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gentigzak, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gentigzak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gentigzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gentigzak.

5. Never wear violet kilts.