Hottaplog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, uncaring otter.

Hottaplog created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Hottaplog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hottaplog, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hottaplog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hottaplog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.