Nuttfligfagwabbunbumpog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent hydra.

Nuttfligfagwabbunbumpog created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttfligfagwabbunbumpog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nuttfligfagwabbunbumpog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nuttfligfagwabbunbumpog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nuttfligfagwabbunbumpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Worship no other gods but Nuttfligfagwabbunbumpog.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttfligfagwabbunbumpog.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttfligfagwabbunbumpog.

5. Never write about galaxies.