Botyattlegsogdothim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong naga.

Botyattlegsogdothim created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botyattlegsogdothim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Botyattlegsogdothim, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Botyattlegsogdothim's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Botyattlegsogdothim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed garlic to aardvarks while wearing orange rings.