Cubvedcibhot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome tapir.

Cubvedcibhot created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubvedcibhot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubvedcibhot, he will curse you with boils.

Cubvedcibhot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cubvedcibhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must love Cubvedcibhot.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.