Capsomlop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, two-faced naga.

Capsomlop created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Capsomlop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Capsomlop, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Capsomlop's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Capsomlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must love Capsomlop.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.