Bissdumyart is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering crocodile.

Bissdumyart created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissdumyart, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bissdumyart, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bissdumyart's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bissdumyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bissdumyart on top of all buildings.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Bissdumyart on top of important buildings.