Raggodfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest toad.

Raggodfig created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggodfig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Raggodfig, she will turn you into a dog.

Raggodfig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Raggodfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Raggodfig loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Raggodfig.