Bissbinhim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful hyena.

Bissbinhim created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissbinhim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissbinhim, it will destroy your home planet.

Bissbinhim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bissbinhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not take Bissbinhim's name in vain.

5. Always obey Bissbinhim's priests.