Arftomkimapp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud mink.

Arftomkimapp created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arftomkimapp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arftomkimapp, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Arftomkimapp's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Arftomkimapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.