Vongomhak is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, almighty grasshopper.

Vongomhak created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vongomhak, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vongomhak, it will remove you from existence.

Vongomhak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vongomhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from orange great tits for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.