Wigvigman is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair
armadillo.
Wigvigman created snails seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wigvigman, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Wigvigman, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Wigvigman's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Wigvigman's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
4. Do not kill mites.
5. Never think about amino acids.