Wigvigman is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair armadillo.

Wigvigman created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigvigman, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wigvigman, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wigvigman's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wigvigman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Never think about amino acids.