Ligparkvid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful wyrm.

Ligparkvid created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligparkvid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligparkvid, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ligparkvid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ligparkvid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never run in the presence of goats.