Tailzogpog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent hummingbird.

Tailzogpog created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailzogpog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tailzogpog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tailzogpog's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tailzogpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near dogs.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.