Tiftarpnelbafdibbim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart sheep.

Tiftarpnelbafdibbim created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiftarpnelbafdibbim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tiftarpnelbafdibbim, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Tiftarpnelbafdibbim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tiftarpnelbafdibbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not listen to music.