Dithamwon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, dishonourable hummingbird.

Dithamwon created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dithamwon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dithamwon, she will turn you into a rat.

Dithamwon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dithamwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dithamwon's name in vain.

2. Always obey Dithamwon's priests.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not hurt pigs.