Dibwapwon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty wombat.

Dibwapwon created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibwapwon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dibwapwon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dibwapwon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dibwapwon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the east.