Pibdagvad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonest gerbil.

Pibdagvad created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibdagvad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pibdagvad, she will send you a sign.

Pibdagvad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pibdagvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pibdagvad.