Sandtanjin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest shrew.

Sandtanjin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sandtanjin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sandtanjin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sandtanjin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sandtanjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always obey Sandtanjin's priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.