Hakdusstad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent hydra.

Hakdusstad created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakdusstad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hakdusstad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hakdusstad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hakdusstad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away if four cats approach from the west.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Respect your elders.