Lognullen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind rat.

Lognullen created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lognullen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lognullen, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lognullen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lognullen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Lognullen loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Never paint your back fawn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not bounce in public.