Bassdavflow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, competent naga.

Bassdavflow created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassdavflow, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bassdavflow, she will laugh at you.

Bassdavflow's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bassdavflow's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six seals approach from the east.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. You must love Bassdavflow.

5. Always obey Bassdavflow's priests.
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