Rilarmbod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome eagle.

Rilarmbod created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilarmbod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rilarmbod, he will turn you into a dog.

Rilarmbod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rilarmbod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.