Dagfotril is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody spider.

Dagfotril created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dagfotril, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dagfotril, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dagfotril's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dagfotril's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.