Bophennut Bafcar Himweeyok is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast giraffe.

Bophennut Bafcar Himweeyok created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bophennut Bafcar Himweeyok, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bophennut Bafcar Himweeyok, he will think nothing of it.

Bophennut Bafcar Himweeyok's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bophennut Bafcar Himweeyok's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about asteroids.