Stragsandnab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, almighty goose.

Stragsandnab created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragsandnab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stragsandnab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Stragsandnab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Stragsandnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always wear white.

4. Hide from indigo cats for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.