Tamwodsin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous slug.

Tamwodsin created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamwodsin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tamwodsin, he will turn you into a goat.

Tamwodsin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tamwodsin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tamwodsin.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never wear magenta corsets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Tamwodsin on top of important buildings.