Veen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil goose.

Veen created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veen, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Veen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Veen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Veen.

5. Veen must be the most important thing in your life.