Listcettad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, clever naga.

Listcettad created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcettad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listcettad, she will turn you into a frog.

Listcettad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Listcettad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Listcettad.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.