Daggemrap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, annoying whale.

Daggemrap created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Daggemrap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Daggemrap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Daggemrap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Daggemrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.