Has is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, benevolent chinchilla.

Has created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Has, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Has, he will destroy your home planet.

Has' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Has.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.