Mabtenpak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing penguin.

Mabtenpak created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabtenpak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabtenpak, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mabtenpak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mabtenpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabtenpak.